Bush's Homeland Security Wisdom

I figured out why President Bush is so certain that his policies will make us more secure.

He believes that the terrorists hate us and want to kill us because we are prosperous and free. At least, that is what he says.

So, his strategy has been to make us less prosperous and less free, a strategy that, with the help of Congress, he has successfully implemented.

Therefore, the terrorist threat is reduced.

And, therefore, to completely eliminate the threat, all we need to do is completely eliminate our prosperity and freedom.

That guy is smarter than I thought!